為劍道著迷的十種現象 (男性版)

胴太貫主人

1 )你是劍道論壇的知名人士 You are a famous member of  Kendo Forums

2) 你每天費大量時間在劍道論壇發貼 / You are wasting your time posting in Kendo Forums (BBS)

3) 為說服你同事/朋友加入劍道, 你為他們示範劍道步法 / You do footwork in front of your fellow workers/friends and try to get them to join your dojo

4) 你希望找個身材比你矮小, 整天穿和服練薙刀的日本女友 / You want a girlfriend who is japanese, smaller than you, wears a kimono and does naginata.

5) 你寧願找個波波較小的女友, 只是為她在穿著防具時比較方便 / You look for girls with a smaller breasts so they will have less problems with bogu

6) 你計劃去日本學劍道/居合道/拔刀道You are planning on going to japan and do Kendo/Iaido/Batto-Do there

7) 你教你的貓/狗/寵物練劍道步法 / You have taught your cat/dog/pets the footwork

8) 你認為女孩子穿起稽古服比裸體更吸引 / You prefer to see a girl in Kigoki than nude

9) 你向公司校方建議在公司活動/體育課中推廣劍道 / You ask your company/school to introduce kendo into Company events/P.E

10) 你和朋友在餐廳用筷子練劍道形 / you do kendo kata with a friend at restaurant using chop-sticks (FAI CHI).

[ 本帖最后由 胴太貫主人 于 2006-3-17 17:44 编辑 ]

harashi

这10项是男士限定的啊

陈若

对具备4,5,8项现象的达人,致以由衷的敬意~

zhouchi

我还是喜欢波波大的mm，只要把盔甲作的象欧洲式样的突出二块就行了

原来我还有爱

1）好像我还凑或，2）每天1个小时左右，3）有，4）没这想法,5)对波波要求不高，6)没钱，日语也不会，7）不养猫狗,看到狗还有点怕，8）要看谁穿稽古服和谁裸体了，有的还是穿这衣服比较好，9）号召力不够，找朋友一起倒是有过，10）自己比划，称不上型......