為劍道著迷的十種現象 (重症版)

胴太貫主人

1) 你把衣櫃裡的衣服全部染成深藍色 / Your dye your entire wardrobe indigo blue

2) 你因腳步不好看受到批評 /You get commented on having ugly feet

3) 你想有五個小孩, 因為你希望能組成一劍道隊 / You want to have 5 kids so you can make a team

4) 你因男/女友遲到而向他/她施以片手突き / you preform your best katate tsuki on your boyfriend when he is late for a date

5) 你因本論壇停頓兩天而出現"斷癮徵狀"/ you developed withdrawal symptoms when macaukendo.org/forum was down for 2 days

6) 你會夢想得到新防具而不會再想有名牌手袋/手表/You no longer dream about Gucci handbags/watchs, instead you dream about new bogu

7) 你會沒有乾淨的內衣褲而不會沒有道服/You may have run out of clean underwear, but your uniform is ready

8)每次和男/女友看電影前你先會"氣合" 看後就"蹲踞" /you kiai before and do sonkyu after a movie with boyfriend

9) 你臉上有一圈因戴"面"而留下的痕跡You have a permanent ring around your face from the Men

10) 你在見到新朋友時會先"攻入"而後"殘心" 來代替握手you apply seme and zanshin for shaking hands with new friends

[ 本帖最后由 胴太貫主人 于 2006-3-20 12:36 编辑 ]

griety

这个接棍了........

到了这种程度的话，还是把自己圈在道场里算了....